Victory

Stop Watching Anime

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Clarence "Sanj" Brown has been concerning us for some time. Clarence has been watching anime for an indeterminate amount of time, and therefore has been diagnosed with Stage 13 Weabooitis. If this man does not stop engaging in the act of anime watching, he will certainly fall out of the human social interaction gradient and surely die of anime weeabo. If he stops, he will actually experience life experiences such as human interaction, having a child, eating actual food (not ramen) and making music without anime moaning samples. If this petition is successful, Clarence will have to watch an actual TV show with human beings on it, like all 475 seasons (with repeats) of George Lopez or MTV Cribs or some shit like that. Clarence will also be tested for Asperger's Syndrome. 

Please help us. Clarence is dying. We need your help...

 

Sincerely, 

His dearest friends.

 

 



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