Let Dave play PUBG

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We the People, the gamers, the friends, we believe that a man's time in the afternoon gaming are seriously important to reduce his stress levels and allow him to extract that toxic salty salt from his system.

In preventing him from spending hours behind his screen, you are directly contributing to not just a breakdown in male bonding with his peers, but you are allowing the salty salt to build up in his system, which can lead to numerous maladies such as arthritis, canker sores, erectile dysfunction, kidney failure and even death. 

We hereby present you with this petition to allocate 2 hours each afternoon to allow Dave to play pubg with his friends and allow him to become so salty that he ragequits. This is essential to his health and happiness, and in turn your happiness, so by doing this, you are really doing yourself a favour. 



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