Ban Bagels in the US

Ban Bagels in the US

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Jonah Cain started this petition to Citizens of the United States

Bagels have proven to be destructive to people's mental health.  Alex, a student a Highland Lakes School suffers constant seizures of happiness to a point where they cannot stop laughing their guts out through their mouth-hole.  We need to STOP THIS PROBLEM!  Hundreds of thousands of children suffer from unconditional joy brought on by bagels.  This cannot continue to happen.  Sign this petition in order to shut down the bagel companies and prevent the spread of hapiness.

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