Cut His Hair
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For well over a year, Chris Waechter has been growing out his hair, both to boost his Cali-bro surfer moxie, and to more closely resemble his idol, Jelly. This year Chris' locks have become too much. Every day, those around him must watch as his slicked down curls bob on his head like those plastic hairdo's the Black Eyed Peas wore for the Super Bowl. They listen to him constantly insist that he uses no gel, hairspray, body lube, or car grease to keep his hair in place...and yet his hair never loses that '70s look. We, those who have signed this petition, have had enough. It is time for his hair to go. We ask Chris to cut his hair off to its pre-2014 level before the MIAA League Meet.
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