Bunnies are the true banana lovers

Bunnies are the true banana lovers

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Patrick Rivas started this petition to Chiquita Brands International

Hello, my name is Flap Jack. I am a 3 year old lop eared rabbit and I need your help!

For years mass media, popular culture, and even our educational system has perpetuated the myth that monkeys, chimps and other similar primates are the worlds foremost banana aficionados. It is a trope that is almost universally accepted throughout the course of modern human history. Films, music, video games, books and all forms of media have blindly and ignorantly promoted this idea. A monkey lazily enjoying a banana on a tree limb in the jungle. You know the drill.

In this ever changing world and evolving society we live in today I believe it is time to put this wrong headed point of view to rest. For certainly if one chooses to educate oneself you'll undoubtedly come to realize that no species on this earth enjoys the bananas more than us bunnies do. The bright yellow peel; beckoning like a shiny gold coin on the ground. The dizzyingly delicate sweet aroma of a freshly peeled nanner intoxicatingly filling the room. The soft mushy goodness past my choppers onto my tongue is sheer appetizing ecstasy. Inducing squeaks and grunts of pleasure that no silly monkey could ever understand. 

It is time we as a society right this egregious mischaracterization of banana love and recognize that we, the bunny are the true stewards of banana fanaticism. Please join me in this endeavor of the heart. Let's change minds and perceptions. Let's end the stereotypes. Bunnies are truly bananas about bananas. Monkeys, stick to jumping on beds. GIVE BUNNIES BACK THE BANANAS. 

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