Change name of the Cincinnati Bengals to the "Cincinnati Boners"
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The Cincinnati Bengals have caused extreme amounts of sorrow, anguish, anxiety and unnecessary duress to their dedicated fanbase over the past 25+ years. The team's incompetent and rode-his-last-name-to-an-NFL-ownership job, Mike Brown, refuses to make any changes whatsoever to relieve these fans of this terrible suffering. Whether it's keeping Marvin Lewis as a head coach through countless player disciplinary issues or keeping Andy Dalton as the starting quarterback through countless choke jobs, the Bengals are no longer an embodiment of the current team name emblazoned across their jerseys. In fact, according to "legit" research, more than 169% of the sports fan population in Cincinnati, Ohio, wants, and deserves better. We now just need a name that rings true to our fate. A name that bones us hard and deep, just like the team we love. I know you're a bit sore. Now, it's time to lube up! Vote for this petition and support our cause to bring respect and clarity to a football franchise that has lost its way.
This petition was inspired by Mr. TMR, Matthew Berry, co-host of the ESPN Fantasy Focus football podcast, and his dedicated army of fantasy minions. Full Disclosure: We are not affiliated with Mr. TMR, nor his minions. #06010 #yatersgonnayate
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