I believe we should change the distress siren to something more sexy. It would make the world a better place. I propose Cupcakke's moans as a perfect candidate. Specifically the one that goes AUUUUUGHHHH. It would be kinda funky not gonna lie. These sirens can be so abrupt, and it can potentially ruin projects that require precision. Changing it to our goddess's holy call can:

1. Make it more beneficial for our day to day activities
2. Give less of a risk of scaring people to death
3. It can potentially catch the attention of more people

Our lord and savior Daddy Trudeau can make this happen and will make Papa Willy very happy � If this petition fails. Then oh well, at least I tried