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Persuade Change.org to HIRE Dan

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Dan is 56 years old and has spent his entire life selling crap. If he wastes one more day arguing about a widget delivery while the world is collapsing around him, his head will explode. In the name of arm chair activists everywhere, Dan is ready to channel his effort where it really belongs: creating positive change.

He has the skills, energy, and passion. Now, all he needs is for change.org to hire him.

Tell change.org to hire Dan, or at least have a cup of coffee with him. All it takes is a click.

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