Ban Black Olives Forever

Ban Black Olives Forever
Why this petition matters
We need to make an important change in America and all across the world! Black olives have poisoned our food and our taste buds, the natural scent and taste of the black olive is enough to make the average person gag or even vomit. I have taken many surveys in my local town asking people whether they enjoy eating black olives and 90% of the votes were against eating black olives. It is very important for our youth and the generations to come that we rid them of this awful "snack" and "topping" on foods, we cannot allow them to ruin their food with such a "fruit". The world cannot go on living under this deception of liking black olives we must open their eyes to the truth and eradicate this disgusting food, if we can even call it a food. Let me ask you this, did you know that the bitter taste that you get when eating a black olive is actually a defense mechanism against anything that is willing to take the risk to eat it. Why would we eat something that wasn't intended to be eaten? I rest my case now please do the world a favor by signing this petition and exterminate black olives!