The title explains what change needs to happen. 

Now i will explain.

We all know how hot the Jack in the Box mascot is, right? Yeah, well I would like to say the horrendous terrible down astronomically bad things I would do to him if I could. 

I say “if” because I cannot say those things. Why? Because my little brothers name is Jack (plus he’s a minor). So it would be gross if I said those things about the mascot, not meaning to direct it at him.

This will help me and other Jack simps who have a close relative who’s name is Jack. The problem is that Jack is a common name so there are bound to be people whose name is Jack and have a friend/close person who is down bad for Jack I. Box.

The only solution is to at least change the mascot’s name. Any J name is okay. If you have any suggestions feel free to tell.