Make @chanelwestcoast Mrs. Michael J. Parkinsons

Make @chanelwestcoast Mrs. Michael J. Parkinsons

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michael parkinsons started this petition to @chanelwestcoast

Hello!

I am asking for your help to petition @chanelwestcoast to become my next ex-wife.  I think she is the perfect candidate for a temporary legal partner, and future payor of my expected palimony and child support.

Child support you say?  Oh, you know Im going to @federline4real this young lady.  She's cute, sassy, and clearly on a path to future success in the entertainment industry.  I want to temporarily wife her up for real.

What do I bring to the table?  Well...I (@michael_j_parkinsons) have Parkinson's, **allegedly**, so I can replace all of her "marital devices" in the romantic part of her life as I shake like an unbalance laundry machine.  Also, I can take all the blurry photos of her for the 'gram she might want to take.  See, I  intend to be a complete, if limited, partner to her in our proposed union.  

This is obviously a joke, and I hope everyone takes it as so.  

....but.  If @chanelwestcoast wants to get a beer and make some dramatic life choices with me, I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown. =-)

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