Give Covid the Year off in 2022

Give Covid the Year off in 2022
Since the Flu took time off in the year 2021, this petition is to give Covid the year off for 2022. Covid has earned a year off after working so hard to fill up ICU rooms to 90% capacity. The biggest ICU room in the world holds 18 people, so that's a total of 16 people in ICU at any given time. Covid has also worked to push mandatory vaccines, boosters, online-censorship and mail-in voting which of course has ZERO room for fraud (wink wink). Covid is overworked! So let's give let Covid take some time for itself, to reflect upon life, enjoy time with it's family, and take a much needed break.
Covid's contract was only supposed to last 14 days to flatten the curve but Covid has been forced to work overtime. It only agreed to 14 days but has been we're going into year 3.
I think we should give Covid some benefits. First class tickets, a vacation home, and maybe a cruise. As a show of support, we should all remove our masks to show unity that we support Covid taking the year off!
It's unfair that the flu gets a year off but covid doesn't. All coronaviruses should be treated equally! Making Covid work overtime just because it comes from China is RACIST!