For too long, CD Projekt Red has done our boi Trollololo dirty and denied him the 'Knight' tag in Gwent: The Witcher Card Game. Now has to be the time we draw the line in the sand. Now has to be the time we ask, nay demand that Trollololo is given what he deserves and is finally knighted.

Just look at Trollololo's art. He strikes such a knightly figure! He even sings a knightly song as he enters battle, rallying the troops with his inspiring words. He is the very epitome of knightly virtues, and yet he still lacks the title.

Please join me as I plead that CD Projekt Red finally allow Trollololo to bend the knee and become Sir Trollololo.