"Watermelons have rights"

"Watermelons have rights"

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trevor Shaffer started this petition to CNN

Food. Delicious right? Especially watermelons. Juicy and amazing. Oh, and it's healthy. But have you ever thought of how painful it is for the watermelons to be sawed open and cut up? Ever thought of being sawed open and cut up. Sounds painful. Watermelons go through grueling pain, just so we can eat them at a nice barbecue in the nice 70 degrees summer day. Is it worth it to do that to them? In my opinion, it's pretty selfish on our part. Everybody is always talking about women have rights, or "black lives matter".  Equality is important. Watermelons have their rights. NOW sign my petition, so we can end the suffering of the watermelons. WATERMELON LIVES MATTER 

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