Problem
Cary hasn't gotten my name tattooed onto himself yet

Solution
Cary getting a "Tess" tattoo

Personal story
I first met Cary over a year ago. He told me he had 32 tattoos. It quickly became apparent that if anyone was going to help me achieve my goal and lifelong dream of a white boy getting my named tatted on himself platonically, it would be Cary. I asked Cary, who I had just met and who was drunk at the time, if he would get my name tattooed onto himself if I paid for it. He said "yes". Today I need your help in convincing his girlfriend that this isn't weird and that I only want my name tattooed onto him in a completely platonic way. Thank you for your support

ps; if we get enough signatures maybe we can convince our mutual friend to get a matching "Tess" tattoo as well