Petition Closed

bigamy is illegal, and facebook marriages are the only ones that matter at this point.  sign this petition to protect the sanctimony of fb marriages.  

Letter to
debra cleaver
carl snodgrass
I just signed the following petition addressed to: carl snodgrass.

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separate from jessica

carl, you're married. come on, dude. you can't be married to two people at once. that's *illegal.*
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Sincerely,