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Everyone! Our time to save ourselves from the plague that is Cardi B is NOW! Her trash music wouldn't even exist without No Flockin' and since it does exist we need to change that IMMEDIATELY. I don't want to live in a world in which I turn on the radio and have a stripper yell ghostwritten lyrics at me over someone else's beat. THIS IS NOT MUSIC. IT IS THEFT. IT IS WRONG. Cardi B makes music for girls who think that talking louder means you are winning the argument. Cardi B makes music for people who often misspeak and say things like "It is self-exclamatory". The level of garbage achieved on her latest album, which is half ghostwriters and half features, is second to none. I propose that we erase all record of Cardi B from every streaming outlet so as to never have our ears penetrated by such vile sounds ever again. 

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