The school district of Canandaigua is a preeminent leader in unvarying punctuality within its region. The precedent established by our unwavering perseverance in defiance to the wills of nature’s god endures in stark contrast to our contemporaries. However, we, the students of Canandaigua Academy, justly implore our administration for a snow day. In this eleventh hour our plight mustn’t fall silent. We cannot be complaisant. Our time of action is waning now and will be forevermore. As such, our collective expedient is to attain a delay to the dawn of our week. The byways of our fair municipality are impeded by ice and snow. Our walkways are slick and treacherous. Not only for the sake of our spoils, but also our safety, we beseech our administrators for a snow day. Godspeed to us all; for safety and freedom.