We urgently need competent and trustworthy leadership of our political direction in the UK. After almost 3 years of narcissism and ego-centric rule by the group of dis-associated, Eton-esq, conniving Blue Bojohnison "party"(how apt), its time we fought to elect a figurehead of this torrid group of monsters that we can at least trust, until such time as we can replace our entire government system.

For this reason, Mr Big Toe, has just signed up as a Bone-Fide member of the Conservative party for the coming year. 

Mr Big Toe has been on my right foot for almost 49 years, and during this time has been nothing short of an outstanding member of the (toe) community. Always supportive, always leading the way, forever out front taking me in the direction I wish to go.

Please sign this petition out of recognition that EVEN MY HORRIBLE 49 YEAR OLD BIG TOE has more integrity and leadership skills than what we've been forced to endure over recent years, and the UK public will not stand for criminal negligence in power any further....