Allow me to identify as a Salmon

Allow me to identify as a Salmon

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David Hines started this petition to Caitlyn Jenner and

Since i was born, i knew i wasn’t living my true, best, happy self. Every time i’ve EVER step foot in a body of water, i’ve just felt as if i was a fish. i’m attracted to fish. i eat plankton, insects and invertebrates. when i finally turned 18, i also realized i like eel, squid, and even shrimp. then it finally clicked. after doing my fair share of research, i realized that i had the diet of a salmon. with this information, i took my curiosity to an aquarium. at the aquarian, i decided to take a trip to the salmon habitat. i was greeted with nothing but love and respect. from that moment on, i was nothing but certain that i was a salmon at heart. i would really appreciate if you could take the time out of your day to please sign this petition so i can live my life as my true self. if i were given the privilege to live my true life, i genuinely feel like i would be a much happier person and able to build strong relationships with my fellow salmon. if i were given the opportunity to live this life, i would give up my human rights and live with my fellow salmons with no problems at all. please understand the ongoing hardships i face daily without being able to be my true self. thank you and please be sympathetic to my situation.

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