Kill all men

As of late, I have noticed an increase in male activity in the world. I shouldn't have to tell you that that's unacceptable.

Cisgender, heterosexual white males have done the earth enough damage. I think it is time we fight back against this uprising tyrant, and although it is already being done in words, I think we should reinforce it in deeds, as actions speak louder than words, and speaking loudly is important when these people are suppressing our voices.

I think it is time to get serious. We MUST instate a man patrol, which will go around on a search for cisgender and heterosexual white males. Those found will be dealt with by firing squad.

I hope you can all come to an agreement with me,

Best wishes in our new free world,

Your anonymous saviour that you needed, but didn't deserve.