All around the world... There are horrifying creatures... Called cockroaches.. They appear in your kitchen often.. They crawl on you when you least expect it. And they strike fear in humans hearts at the sight of it. That is when... They need to be exterminated. All of them. Every single one of them. We must get rid of these vile creatures. That is why this petition exists! Petition to make cockroaches extinct! Join now! Society will be better after they are gone! You will live a normal peaceful life without a cockroach on your arm,leg,head, and inside your shirts or pants!

Please note that this IS NOT A JOKE!

We actually want cockroaches (gross annoying and scary) to be extinct! 

Nobody deserves this pain!

(2nd part.) 

There is another type of vermin that carries disease and sucks the life out of you.

Mosquitos.

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Do you hate mosquitos?

Are they THAT fucking ANNOYING?

Do you hate it when they take your blood and make a little bump there?

And it's VERY itchy? 

Do you hate them so much that you want them extinct?

Say no more! Petition to make mosquitos extinct,alongside with cockroaches!

V13WM0NST3R: UGH! I HATE MOSQUITOS! THEY MAKE ME ITCH ALOT!

Me(Breez): Oh? You said you hate mosquitos?

V13WM0NST3R:Yeah? *scratches leg*

Me(Breez):To the point where you want to make them extinct?

V13WM0NST3R:Yeah!

Me(Breez) Say no more!

Petition to make mosquitos extinct!

V13WM0NST3R:Oh hell yeah,I'm definitely joining! Woo-Hoo!!

Join now, you wont regret a SINGLE BIT!