The current 'Conservative' government are without a backbone and operate almost entirely out of self interest and optics; rather than any tangible attempt to conserve traditional British values, such as free speech, freedom of expression, and sensibility. Such values are unique in the world and throughout history, and should be treasured. Integrity, fiscal responsibility, morality, and values in the party seem to have been almost entirely extinguished.

We hereby suggest that the British 'Conservative' party changes its name to something more fitting, and have included a brief list of more suitable names below:

- The Blithering Bumbling Boris Party

- Say One Thing Do Another UK

- The "Ohh you wanted LESS immigration?" Party

- The Coked-Up Crisis Council 

- The Namby Pamby Party

- Our Expenses, Your Expense™️