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Friday Night Dinner

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In the beginning, there were weekly Jsoc FNDs and it was good. And it was so. And G-d saw it was good. And there was TB1, and there was TB2; a first year.

And G-d said, let there be another year of FND. So G-d created chicken and He created potatoes. And He separated the chicken from the potatoes. And it was so. And G-d saw it was good. And there was TB1, and there was TB2; a second year.

And after 2 good years there came a third year. And lo G-d's anger was terrible and he sent a plague of barrenness to the Ark & Dove. O how has the society once so populous remained fruitless!

And it came to be that Jsoc had a dream. Seven starved students ate up seven large bowls of soup. But behold the students did not get fat. And the mind of Jsoc was troubled. And Jsoc sent for its elders to divine the dream. And G-d revealed to the elders: "There will be 7 years of famine. And the years of abundance will be forgotten."

But lo, G-d told the elders, a Messiah shall come - progeny of the elder days - and Jsoc will herald many years of milk and honey (but not in the meaty kitchen). And there was a yearning in the stomachs of the people, for their bellies were empty and their Friday nights free. And G-d made a rainbow over the Ark & Dove, to remind Jsoc that he would never starve them again.

 

 

 

 



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