Tragedy has struck our great land. I'm not talking about COVID, Power cuts, Fuel Shortages or our Presidency. What I'm talking about is much worse. Far worse than what I imagined this world could inflict upon us. Yesterday, Pizza Hut SL made the executive decision to discontinue its Popcorn Chicken Flavour. This public transgression inarguably ranks amongst some of the most heinous crimes against humanity, and they should be held accountable. No amount of signatures will ever nullify the pain this news has impaled me with, but it is our moral obligation to ensure that future generations can enjoy their Popcorn Chicken Pizza in peace. Ladies and gentlemen: you're either with me or against me. You either stand alongside the scales of justice or claim to cherish its upholding yet mask behind the veils of ignorance. There are no in-betweeners. This is our time. Our moment. Our legacy. Stand up behind your screens and make a stand for what is right. Not for us - mind you - but for the next generation who should never have to feel half the distress I've felt, knowing what I once held dear is now nothing more than an ex fantasy.