Getting Brian Sovryn to review the hit new movie The Emoji Movie
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For a whole month the greatest film ever produced has lacked a review on both Brian Sovryn's hit tech podcast Sovryn Tech and his Patreon-Only "Double-Secret" podcast. Brian, who regularly reviews films with a positive feminist message, Star Trek tie-ins, or just fantastic feats of cinema, refuses to see or review this amazing film.
This can be tolerated no more! No longer can we allow Big Unicode and Big ASCII Art to suppress this film though their admitted pay-offs of reviewers like Brian Sovryn.
The Emoji Movie is not just a quick cash grab by Sony with blatant ads for apps like Just Dance and Candy Crush, it's a story with a powerful message. The explicit demand to end to the "Damsel In Distress" trope, and a strong individualist and Egoist message to embrace yourself and who you are and not change for a higher cause. Brian professes to support these ideas, but refuses to review the one film boldly taking this stand with this funny movie with every emoji-related pun possible and countless poop jokes. Poop jokes made by Patrick Stewart! How can you turn that down?!
We, the undersigned, demand him to return the dirty money and review this fantastic film.
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