Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have rekindled their love affair for each other, which is amazing for them, but not for the Red Sox.  When they are dating, the Red Sox record is atrocious much like the box-office turnout of Gigli which is considered the biggest bomb in movie history.  When Ben and Jennifer are not together, the Red Sox have won a world and are a much better baseball team. Since they reunited this year, the Red Sox were in first place, and now are losing almost every game, they have fallen out of first place and run the risk of not making the playoffs this year.  Ben and Jennifer can date in the offseason, just not during the season for sake of the Boston, and the Red Sox. This petition is not against Jen and Ben's love for each other, we wish them the best in house hunting and a long and fruitful relationship, but their love energy has thrown the Boston Red Sox time space continuum off, and would like them to take a break for 2 1/2 months.