Phill - Remove your front plate

Phill - Remove your front plate

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Tiago Degen-Portnoy started this petition to Boston Car Community

Dr. Phill

Philliam

Phillanthropic 

Chick-Phill-A

James May

The Audi Phillharmonic Orchestra Directed by Phillis Phillman

You know him by many names, many facts, only one lusciously framed face, and one car. The infamous stock B9 S4 with the black optics package, 4.6*10^6 layers of ceramic coat, and a front plate. 

Phill. Take your front plate off. We're begging you. You don't need it, your car will look so much cleaner without it. Imagine the longing stares from the ladies (or men, we don't judge), as you slide by in that laptop on wheels, freshly front-plate-less. Won't you let your front bumper look as clean as your paint? 

Phill, it's time. Remove your front plate. 

 

Sign this petition to help convince the walking Porsche color encyclopedia to live a little and remove his front plate. He doesn't need it, cops don't care. Just one signature per day can help a poor young man make his car look good. Take pity on the poor soul. 

 

 

Please pay no attention to the fact that the writer of this petition has personally gotten a front plate ticket. Pay no attention to this at all. 

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