Britain has left Europe, but the French are still the other side of the Channel! We might have changed the borders but we are too close!

This affects us all greatly as we are far from our real friends and close to the people we sought to leave from.

We must Build a giant Sail and place it in the middle of Sheffield to turn the whole of the United Kingdom into a giant boat and sail across the Atlantic to the USA and live much closer to them instead. Boris Johnson must take action immediately for what the people want.

This raises the question, what about Northern Ireland but actually this makes more sense for them too, instead of a hard border and then riots - we will cut the two apart and bring Northern Ireland with us and leaving Ireland behind so they can't fight. Problem solved