James Bond is meant to be British and charismatic. The perfect person to play this role would be the most British man alive: Big Boy Boris himself. He is also clearly charismatic as he managed to convince a majority of Britain’s public that we shouldn’t be in a union that is the main cause that world war 3 hasn’t happened.

Boris would also be perfect for the role as he is a sex idol among the British public as well as being incredibly muscular. This new Bond would be the greatest one yet as he could finally help the nation realise that having another world war is fundamentally a good thing for our economy.

James Bond is canonically 173cm and Boris Johnson is very close to this at 175cm. Johnson is slightly heavier than Bond weighing in at 16.5 stone compared to Bond’s 11 stone. However, this difference in negligible and will likely not be noticeable.

Overall, Johnson would be perfect for the role and has the potential to be the greatest James Bond of all time.