Give every citizen a rubber duck from the state at age 18.

Give every citizen a rubber duck from the state at age 18.

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There is a distinct lack of rubber ducks in our current society, which we believe is a grave issue which requires immediate attention. By giving every citizen a rubber duck at age 18, we can help combat loneliness and creating jobs in rubber duck factories.

Our current plan for implementation is for every household to sign a "Rubber duck form" at age 16, dictating what rubber duck they would like to receive.

Our planned options are as follows;

  • Duck with top hat and monocle.
  • Classic yellow rubber duck.
  • Rubber duck with Boris Johnson's hair.
  • Multiple different coloured ducks.
  • For an extra £20 fee, a personalised duck that glows in the dark.

As a firm believer in special bath time, I understand the importance of rubber ducks. I hope that you, the general public, can do too.

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