Bring Colin Kaepernick to the Houston Texans

Bring Colin Kaepernick to the Houston Texans

Whereas, Colin Rand Kaepernick is an American football quarterback who is currently a free agent.
Whereas, all former Texans Quarterbacks have embarrassed the great city of Houston tremendously with their piss poor play.
Whereas, Unfortunately JJ Watts cannot play quarterback
Whereas, the only quarterback that we claim up until this day is Case Keenum #GoCoogs
Whereas, Brock Osweiler should be in jail or traded to Cleveland for murdering our spirit
Whereas, Last year, Kaepernick finished 17th in the NFL in passer rating and 23rd in ESPN’s Total Quarterback Rating which wasn’t bad for a player recovering from surgeries on his right thumb, his left knee and a torn shoulder labrum, a player who was leading an offense full of castoffs and afterthoughts.
Whereas,at 88.4, Kaepernick has the 10th highest career passer rating of all active NFL quarterbacks
Whereas, the nine QB with a higher career passer rating are Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, Tony Romo, Tom Brady, Drew Bress, Phillip Rivers, Ben Roethlisberger, Matt Ryan and Matt Schaub.
Whereas, every quarterback with a higher rating is either a sure hall of famer or an elite Quarterback, except for the one that played for the Texans
Whereas, Kaepernick has a higher career passer rating than Cam Newton, Andre Luck, Carson Palmer, Alex Smith,Jay Cutler, Joe Flacco, and Matthew Stafford.
Wheras, Kaepernick is a proven winner and has played in a super bowl
Whereas, Fan backlash could be a risk, especially in certain markets, but not Houston.
Whereas, Harris County overwhelming voted for Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump by 10 points.
Whereas, Houston will welcome a mean tweet from the golf course of a President with a 35 percent approval rating
Whereas, Deandre Hopkins isn’t getting any younger.
Whereas, we must take all steps necessary to stop Dallas from ever winning a Super Bowl