We, the AirPod users of Bishop Alemany, find it disgustingly insulting that we have to interact and work with people without AirPods. We believe they are a threat and a  bad influence on our elite community. We ask for special treatment, or a ban on all non airpod users. We ask for bathrooms to be reserved for AirPods users, and we demand that we be exempt from any detention, suspension, expulsion, or punishment, whenever we break a school rule. We ask to no longer feel equal to non AirPod users, but instead superior. Most importantly, we all firmly demand that we be able to walk into any classroom, choose any student without AirPods, and reap them of their possessions. Thank you.