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We must stop Birdies puns. They are harming not only our sanity, but also the environment.
This petition is also in support of Birdies tears.
Cry your heart out, buddy
Update 1/4/17: We now also request a video of Birdie shaking their hips like Shakira Shakira (they have promised to provide this at 100 signatures)
2/12/17: It has been discovered that Birdie wants to vore. This is not allowed.
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