STOP Science

STOP Science

The issue

I believe we know enough about the universe and it is counterintuitive to continue discovering things, so I am gathering signatures to put a stop to science once and for all.

We don’t need to know any more about space - it’s scary and too big and I don’t want to know if life on Earth is the most or least significant thing in the universe.

We don’t need to know any more about the ocean - the things in there are too big and they suck. 

We don’t need to know any more about what we are made of - I hate cells, atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks and all the other little particles that are really small.

There is too much stuff and we don’t need any more of it, which is why science needs to be stopped.

This petition had 44 supporters

The issue

I believe we know enough about the universe and it is counterintuitive to continue discovering things, so I am gathering signatures to put a stop to science once and for all.

We don’t need to know any more about space - it’s scary and too big and I don’t want to know if life on Earth is the most or least significant thing in the universe.

We don’t need to know any more about the ocean - the things in there are too big and they suck. 

We don’t need to know any more about what we are made of - I hate cells, atoms, protons, neutrons, electrons, quarks and all the other little particles that are really small.

There is too much stuff and we don’t need any more of it, which is why science needs to be stopped.

The Decision Makers

Bill Nye - Head of Science
Bill Nye - Head of Science

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Petition created on 9 July 2021