Let Public Schools to Sell Arizonas so the schools can raise more money for their budgets!

Let Public Schools to Sell Arizonas so the schools can raise more money for their budgets!

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Dezi Nope started this petition to Betsy DeVos

Public schools often struggle with running money. My solution is very simple: Make it so public schools can sell Arizona's in their establishment to help raise money for events such as prom, field trips, ceremonies, etc.

If you like babies, you should sign this. If you hate them, by all means ignore this petition because your opinion doesn't matter because you hate babies. Unless you like Arizona's, then we can look beyond your past transgressions. For now.

Arizona's are cheap and come in a very large container that can last for several hours if drunk sparingly, which in turn reduces the dehydration that children face in the school system on a daily basis. Furthermore, Arizona's are already very popular amongst teenagers and young adults—the same demographic that you'd find in a high school setting hopefully.

If some sort of agreement was reached between the public school systems around the world and Arizona Beverages USA, a mutually beneficial relationship between to the two could be formed that proves to be economically sound for both, while also being of great value to the students as they toil through their school day aspiring to one day attain the American Dream.

Thank you for your time. I love you.

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