For far too long we have let the scourge known as Best Jeanist draw breath >:(

His continued existence is a detriment to my sanity and my happiness :((((

His long giraffe neck gives me nightmares and haunts me

His puns are dumb and uninspired

He's super insensitive >:( He compared a mother betraying her son to "a pair of too tight skinny jeans"

HIS SENSE OF FASHION IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

His boring character adds nothing to the plot and I could go on and on but I think it's clear that it's high time that Best Jeanist exits the stage!

You might think that this is petty and unnecessary and you would be absolutely right! But! It would make me happy if you would sign this petition �