Bring Back Turkey Twizzlers!

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It's been far too long since we've watched the magical spirals of questionable meat products unfurl as gas mark 6 (200C or 180C if fan) for 20 minutes.

We can blame one certain lispy idiot who prides himself on his 30 minute meals... well Turkey Twizzlers and Smiley Potato Faces take less time and effort than his Quinoa and Kale Tartlet with Asparagus Sap.

Even if they aren't targeted at kids, us responsible "adults" have cravings, we need our fix, we've gone cold turkey.

SO COME ON BERNARD MATTHEWS, SHOW THE WORLD YOU REALLY CARE AND SHOW THE SHAREHOLDERS HOW YOU TURN A PROFIT DESPITE BIRD FLU PANDEMICS AND RERELEASE THIS GOD LIKE FOOD STUFFS.



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