Australia says No to Bendall

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For the years basketball fans have witnessed declines in the careers of multiple NBA athletes whilst being in a relationships with a female from the Kardashian clan (Bruce not included). Lamar Odom, Kris Humphries, Tristan Thompson, Jordan Clarkson, James Harden, Rashad McCants, Chandler Parsons and Blake Griffin are just a few NBA players who had their lights diminished whilst dating a Kardashian.

News surfaced this week that Australia's most promising talent, Ben Simmons, has been rumoured to be hooking up with Kendall Jenner. 

Ben, the nation of Australia loves what you're doing over there but as long as there is a female from the Kardashian bloodline on your arm, that jump shot will never improve.

Therefore we propose that you drop Jenner just as Houston dropped game 7.



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