For years, students have attended Ms. Ivy's class and faced the torture of one of Hamlet's most famous plays, Romeo and Juliet. We, the students, have been continuously blinded by her embellishment, and it is time that we take matters into our own hands together. By popular demand, this petition has been created, not because we are lucrative by any means, but because we would rather enjoy watching Gnomeo and Juliet, the superior version of the half-witted love story. So please, sign this petition, for every person matters.