In the beginning, there were no jiggle physics. One day, the Entity decided to bless us with them. With a single update, jiggle physics were introduced. Jane, Kate, and others all had majestic jiggles. For months and months, the community gazed with adoration at this great gift. Recently, the team at Behaviour Interactive decided to overrule the Entity. This decision goes directly against our rights to Boob and Belly jiggle physics. If we don't act now, there's no telling what else they might remove. Sign our petition to reinstate jiggles. Do it for your fellow gamer.