Andrina Kirst, our best friend of three months, has decided to shack up with Pool Springroll, a very nice little gay boy, WHO NEEDS TO GO HOME.

WE MISS ANDRINA #FREEMYGIRLDRINA

We haven't held a long, intellectual conversation with our girl since Pail moved into her tiny Soviet bunker-like dorm two months ago and we wish to converse with our friend at length without the ever-looming presence of Patricia. 

We like Paulette very much- he is a great character with a fantabulous sense of humor and a stellar mustache. But he is monopolizing our bae. 

please drina if you're reading this come home to us