Have you ever been in a conversation where you want to convey excitement through numbers? Think about it, you say/type "WOW A 100 ON THE TEST!" the 100 is underwhelming and fills the recipient with a sense of self-loathing. Hence, we should create capital numbers. Think about how different the world would be for the better and how much more emotion can be put in such a dull symbol. When we reach our goal, I will send out this petition to Barack Obama and he will hopefully say something to the world that will cause it to take on a new form of literature and social interaction. 

I do not expect this to even dent the way of life for anyone but it will at least prove to everyone that we tried. 

Any actual donations will go to the World Wildlife Fund