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#BanChowmein In Haryana

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Look at the picture! That is Ranjeet - the designated rapist of Bollywood. Look at that box of Chowmein in his hand. Khaps in Haryana believe that Ranjeet was a serial rapist because the Chowmein he ate made his male hormones go crazy making him the animal that was, at least on screen.

I am Sanjay Rajoura. I am a stand up comedian and a Jat (Yes there is such a thing and yes both aren't mutually exclusive!)

A khap panchayat in Haryana has revealed that eating chowmein leads to male hormones going into a tizzy and THAT explains the increasing incidents of rapes in the state.

I think the Khaps are right. Men in Haryana can't be trusted with Chowmein. So I started this petition on asking Haryana CM Bhupinder Singh Hooda to ban Chowmein in Harayana.

Join me in this noble cause. Save the men of Haryana from the evil that is Chowmein and the women of Haryana from these men.

Sign the petition. Share it with your friends.

And eat Chowmein carefully. You never know.

Sanjay Rajoura

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