Assalamu Alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh,

We all know and love Brother Chance, A.K.A Chance Bhai, A.K.A Sheikh Chance Bhai, A.K.A Sheikh Chance Sheikh Bhai, A.K.A Chance Pants, A.K.A Brother Pants. 

The issue however, stems from a very specific persona of his. The dreadful Chance “The Reffer.” Any man that walks into a recreational basketball court with a whistle is definitely not certified to be a ref. As a matter of fact, this is a cause for concern. Why would anybody in their right state of mind want to ref pickup basketball games?

My brothers, I ask you all to come together to support one very important cause today. We must all stand as one against the atrocious uncertified, unverified, invalidated, and undesired reffing of Chance the so called “Reffer.” May Allah reward you all for standing up against Dhulm. May He accept you all as Mujahideen

Ameen