Recall Colton as the Bachelor- WE WANT JASON, ABC!

Recall Colton as the Bachelor- WE WANT JASON, ABC!

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Katie DeRose started this petition to ABC and

Colton was picked as the bachelor instead of Jason. Sign the petition if you agree with the below statement:

Hear me out. Colton Underwood seems like a nice dude. BUT WE'VE SEEN HIM WAY TOO MUCH. I think he is even tired of seeing himself on TV.

Didn't we already do this with Nick Viall, ABC? Pick the most annoying and dramatic choice for the bachelor and make everyone mad about it? HOW DID THAT TURN OUT, ABC? We got 13 episodes of Nick obviously hating his life and grimacing at women that were so out of his league it was bonkers. 

We all know how this season will go. Colton picks a lot of hotties on the first night, they make virgin puns, maybe someone even dresses up as a cherry or something horrific. The season goes on and he falls in lust with two to four girls, cries a ton and ultimately picks the hottest and most boring of the choices to be "his person" (gag). Then they break up quietly off set. They both become even bigger Instagram influencers and are set for the next 15 years of their lives. WE'VE SEEN THIS AND WE ARE BORED OF IT. 

FOR ONCE PICK THE DUDE WE ALL WANT. You didn't give us Peter (still mad about this one), Eric went to paradise which is fine but c'mon he deserved more, you didn't give us Chase, I'd say you didn't give us Luke...but I watched Winter Games so actually thanks for that one. Your last bachelor was maybe the worst of all time. You need a win, fam.

I think I stand for everyone when I say... we are very unhappy. How did this choice happen? I'm imagining it went down like this:
Female producer: Hey-- social media is blowing up...everyone is saying they will be perfectly fine if we pick Blake or Jason. So I think the choice is clear.
Male producer *stirring a tiny umbrella straw around the rim of his mojito*: Ah yes...Colton it shall be. Colton it shall be indeed.
Female producer:  Literally how.
Male producer: He's a hot virgin. Everyone loves a hot virgin.
Female producer: Stereotypical white men from 80's movies do?
Male producer: Exactly.

You missed the mark with Arie. YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE EFFING BOARD WITH COLTON. You are not here for the right reasons, ABC!

Recall Colton, Pick Jason.

Bachelor Nation, if you're with me, sign the petish. 

#NotMyBachelor #RecallColton

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