Josh P. for the Avery Fisher Prize

Josh P. for the Avery Fisher Prize

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Jordan Conde started this petition to Avery Fisher Prize Judges and

Josh P. deserves the award, but many of you might be wondering, "What is the Avery Fisher Prize?" Well according to wikipedia "The Avery Fisher Prize is an award given to American musicians for outstanding achievement in classical music. Founded by philanthropist Avery Fisher in 1974, it is regarded as one of the most significant awards for American instrumentalists." Such an award is surely an honor and a privilege to receive, and who else but Josh P. deserves an award such as this? Josh P. is arguably one of the most talented musicians to live today, any event he goes to perform to is pact full of hundreds of fans waiting solely to hear his sweet angelic music. The audience knows it's him when they see a beautiful golden trumpet that shines in the light, that is bent out of shape and looks intriguing to a newcomers eyes. The older fans know what to expect and finally see his deep black crocs as he gracefully glides onto the stage. His crocs are a signature staple to his attire and the power that they hold allows a calming presence to enter the crowded audience letting out a relaxing aura which makes the audience feel at peace. Immediately, the crowd cheers even before he plays. The room is filled to the brim with Josh P's glorious and holy sound giving some of the greatest concerts known to man. And as custom, at the end of his concert the audience is in love with Josh P. It is very common to see roses and babies thrown onto the stage as Josh begins to bow and thank the audience for coming. Josh P. will then bring out his technical crew and praise them. The crew takes the flowers and makes into a beautiful bouquet and the babies are put into a wagon as Josh P. wishes the audience good night. What truly separates Josh P. from any other musician alive, is that Josh P. will then raise the children as his own and have them master many skillful lifestyles. Some of his most notable children are; JJ. Watt, Shaquille O'Neal, Arnold Schwarzenegger, President Barrack Obama, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Channing Tatum, and so many more. All of his babies come together and play the following year at his Magnum Opus concert usually set in June. These annual performances are regarded as the greatest concerts ever performed, far greater than Woodstock or Coachella. Please see in your heart to nominate and allow Josh P. to be the next Avery Fisher Prize winner. 

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