Dissolve "Australia" and make it the West Island of New Zealand

Dissolve "Australia" and make it the West Island of New Zealand

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Barry Tittenhurst started this petition to Australian Government and

To put it quite simply, we are sick and tired, and utterly embarrassed by the ineptitude of the Australian Government, and we wish to dissolve Australia as a country, and instead to become the "West Island of New Zealand" under the current New Zealand government led by the amazing Jacinda Ardern and the NZ Labour Party.

With decades of Australian Government incompetence, ignorance, corruption, disgusting behavior, inaction on climate change, abuse of privileges, continual allowed tax avoidance for the rich... the list goes on... and on... and on.

Sign this petition so we can show this government we are not going to put up with their crap any longer, that we do not actually want them at ALL, and that we are more than willing give up the entire concept of Australia, the 5th star on the Southern Cross, that other stupid star on the flag that no one really knows (or cares) how many points it actually has, and to whack our tunnies in our chully buns, put on our Jandals, and say Sweet Az Bro when New Zealand win at the Crucket.

Oh, we haven't left out the little island below the old Australia either. That shall be included, and be renamed "Taszealand".

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