After our beloved friend Paul called to have his internet updated his connection to the world-wide-web was savagely cut. This was done under the auspices of “upgrading his service.” 

It has been nearly two weeks since his request was made and his internet service severed. Many believe his service was cut due to his political work as an outspoken critic of serving kids Ore-Ida TATER TOTS(r) in schools.

Whatever the cause, we firmly request that Paul’s internet service be restored at once so that he may continue his work in ensuring children have healthy and nutritious potato offerings at their local schools.

Without Paul’s voice, a much needed critic of school food programs will be silenced leaving some of the more disgusting behaviors unchecked at the local school board nutritional level. Please ensure that Paul’s voice, and perhaps the very voice of food choice, rings free for all to hear.