Useful autocorrect

Useful autocorrect

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Autocorrect frequently makes ridiculous changes and absurd additions to my texts while typing that make its otherwise useful properties near worthless. It is akin to the behaviors exhibited by very drunk individuals, such as, but not limited to slurred speech and poor judgement.  That being said, I cannot not have autocorrect because of the subtle spelling edge it gives me when typing at high speed. I know for a fact that several other individuals experience similar issues with autocorrect. For these reasons, I am petitioning that autocorrect (and/or the program that runs autocorrect) by forced to take a breathalyzer due to the severity of the symptoms of drunkenness it possesses.

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